Free Canuckistan!

Saith Teh Binksmeister

~ WRITE THAT LETTER! — On Nov. 25, 2009, Pastor Yang Rongli and four other Linfen-Fushan church leaders from Shanxi Province were sentenced to criminal detention for three to seven years, according to China Aid Association. The five church leaders were accused of “gathering people to disturb the public order,” because they organized a prayer rally on Sept. 14, the day after 400 military police raided the church’s grounds.”

Binks Gets Results!

Steynian 408nd, April 20 2010– Binks said: “Coyotes…? Trap them, hunt them, shoot them. Shoot to kill. Shoot them all, when and where you find them….”

Then.. AUSTIN, Texas, April 27, 2010– Texas Governor shoots coyote with concealed handgun to save dog Coincidence?.. maybe. ~

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.. so stay tuned and don’t touch that dial and keep the faith all that.

Oh, and go buy something from Hollywood Loser while you’re waiting. Tell Alex that Binks sent ya.

Binks

The long overdue charity web-project Teh Binks was working on is now complete, and Yer Fave Elf is now back on the blog-trail. Thanks for your patience and understanding.

~ B ~

O, We Mighty Masters Of Nature!

~ ITEM: Volcano’s reputation getting hotter

~ ITEM: Good and bad news about new Iceland volcano eruption

~ ITEM: Does God Hate Iceland?

~ ITEM: Cap All Volcanoes – Save the Planet!

~ IT WAS A TIRED old circus, and the most excitement to be had was when Char-LOTTE The Wonder Elephant™ paused a kiddy-ride for a prodigious release of her bowels. Truly elephantine waterfalls and avalanche ensued.

Famous modern circuses– like the old Roman animal spectaculars– were all about showing the domination of man over nature. Dancing animals, tamed tigers, lions through hoops, all the rest: unsinkable ships.. the march of progress.. the bright sunshine of the future and all that– man has conquered!

Except we haven’t: ask Siegfried & Roy.

Kaboom. Urp.

Or ask the people of Europe right now.

The eruption of a volcano is a regular event, most often in ‘foreign’ places, or Hawaii or something. But Europe has Iceland (a bit of the spreading mid-Atlantic ridge above the waves), plus volcanoes in Italy & Greece and elsewhere, and the remnants of extinct or dormant ones all over the place.

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.. Replete with many links, too much commentary, and lotsa fresh Binksmeister goodness. Pass the word.

It’ll probably be online later tomorrow, the Lord willing, and the EU-crippling viking volcano gods under Eyjafjallajökull permitting.

Binks

Urp.

~ 2010: WHERE WE ARE NOW… A Machete attack by Canucki Muslim on Jew & his buddy.. 36 Google stories… vs. Machete (played by the hispanic B-actor Danny Trejo) and his new movie: 58 Google stories.

I think my reversed headline yesterday would have had at least 2000 stories. Plus all sorts of public statements. And international riots/ protests.

Also.. anybody out there got a machete in the trunk of their cars? Emergency kit? Sure. Car jack.. spare tire (with rim & inflated).. umbrella.. window brush.. old pop bottles.. air pump thingy.. blanket..  a mini-shovel thing.. empty Tim’s cup.. flashlight.. nope, no machete, boar spear, or harpoons.

That would take, you know– oh, what’s that special technical legal-ish word– premeditation.. in case of a  Jihadi confronted with a JewBot outbreak or summat.. just in case, right? ~