What with Jihadi Jew-Hating in Canada, the racist hatespeecher Malik Zulu Shabazz invited to Ryerson, and an actual outbreak of neo-stupid in the news, and all sorts of other bad things they say they hate breaking out all around them, whither the noble heroes Warman & Kinsella? Why the silence from these bold crusaders, this dynamic duo?
Friends, we need to help steel the courage of these two principled truth-warriors so they can fight anti-semitic Jihadism, hatespeechers, and neo-nitwits, wherever and whenever they arise in this good land of Canada!
To that end, we’re asking for your financial gifts, so we can donate to Warman & Kinsella a sturdy pair of genuine Neuticles® and a reliable Swingline™ stapler to attach them, since their own seem to be missing– at least when it comes to fighting the wrongheaded views of unwhite people, or people who might actually hurt or sue them in return.
Remember: The more you donate, the bigger the Neuticles® we’ll be able to send along to our disabled heroes– possibly even the XXLarge Neuticles® ULTRAPLUS®!
Please: give… ’till it hurts! You and you alone can make the difference.
Binks
P.S. Don’t forget to show your solidarity– get your Neuticle® Gear here! These also make suitable gifts for husbands, boyfriends, politicians, certain members of the media, and academia.
A Swift Sunrise 
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