Zionist Whore-Wages! Wooo!

Good news, pre-dead minions!.. in order to survive the Summer’s heat (and humidity), we’ve installed* a wall-mounted heat-pump put into the sprawling BinkiMansion™.

Cool in Summer, heat in Spring & Fall and all but deepest darkest howling arctic maelstrom of Winter.. and MUCH cheaper (and more energy-efficient) than straight A/C. Imagine that: didn’t need a government bureaucrat or David Suzuki lurking in my basement to get this put in.

But It Gets Better

Turns out the purring beast on the wall is MADE IN ISRAEL™. Yup. Zionist-central.. the Little Satan.. the heart of evil in the Middle-East, 50% content includes the tears and blood of Palestinians. On my wall. Huzzah! Pure Evil kosher Zionist heat-pumpery on my wall! Muwahahahaha!

Conspirazoids, rejoice! “He blogs for Steyn and Levant, both Jews.. part of the ZOG World-wide Jewish Conspiracy™ .. and now he ‘accidentally’ gets a Zionist gift in return. The pieces begin to fit together, see? On the take.. sell-out.. Told ya. It all makes sense.”

Your humble host told the installer how the Made-In-Israel™ stamp was actually a cheering thing, supporting the only democratic human-rights supporting country in the whole Middle-East. He replied that he hated to buy Chinese: it was much worse-made, and they weren’t really a very nice country. Whoa– principled home-cooling guy up on his geopolitics! Well done. The heat-pump didn’t even come with a  free concrete wall, bulldozer, IDF reservist, or souvenir rubble from missile-battered Sderot.

We’re looking forward to further Zionist kick-backs, inducements, and bribes, to sell out our website(s) and consciences for those sweeet, sweeet shekels.

Binks

200 Sweet, Sweet Shekels!

* OK, we paid for it, but it’s still evil. And Zionist. And supports the ZOG, or whatever it’s called. Muwahaha.

** The technical name of our new Zionist Beast is a “Ductless mini-split heat pump.” Heats, cools, and 50% less cost than baseboard, or straight A/C. Look into it– with the right installer , product, and warranty, of course.  And no, we’re not rich. My mother was killed in a car-accident last year, on her Birthday/ Mother’s Day.

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3 thoughts on “Zionist Whore-Wages! Wooo!

  1. binky, when my wife’s mom’s health started failing a few years ago, one of the things us “kids” ( youngest, 49 ) did was install a window heat pump, so she’d have AC in the summer, and quit using her old oil heater in winter. ( We were afraid she might set herself on fire lighting it, it requires good coordination and sight- both were failing her. )

    She passed away recently, and looking back, that was one of the best things we could have done for her- she stayed cozy warm or cool, almost to the end.

    And we won’t even think what that 250 gallon tank would have cost her to fill recently…

  2. Binks.

    My condolences on the loss of your Mom last year – the story about the angels was beautiful, and hopefully of comfort to you.

    I would like to know the brand/model of the heat pump you installed – we used 5 Econo-Heat wall panels last winter – it brought down our heating bill by quite a bit, but I’m always interested in other ideas!

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