.. er– to post that there’ll soon be a new post of holly jolly Binktastical festive news-fun coming up in the next 24-48.
Sorry for the flash-forward on the HoHo, but if October 1st begins the horribly elongated and questionably decorated post-Christian Hallowe’ener season, then surely Christmafestikwanzukkah runs from Nov. 1st unto Boxing Month in January? What could possibly go wrong with upwards of 3 months of @#$%*&! falala and cha-ching and hohoho?
Wake me after St. Nicholas’ Day.. or perhaps Christmas Eve…