Binks,
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[Penny] “Hi Honey, I’m home.”
[Me] “Hi.”
[Penny] “Are you sporting your new Neuticles® today?”
[Me] “Yep!”
[Penny] “Can I `feel you’?”
[Me] “No Honey, they’re not `feel yous’. `Felus’ are for pussies.”
[Penny] “Which model did you opt for? The ones we mumbled over talked about last night?”
[Me] “Yep! I went balls out Honey and had the ‘Bull’ model of implants installed.”
[Penny] “Did you order one or a pair?”
[Me] “Actually Honey, I ordered three. I kept a pair for myself and forwarded one Felu to Lucy.”
[Penny] “Ah, that’s nice Honey. It’s wonderful to see you extend a firm, upstanding gesture to your friends.”
[Me] “Yep, I wanted to ensure that he didn’t feel marginalized by not having one for himself.”
[Penny] “What about your friend, Warren? Don’t you think he might feel lefty-ed out?”
[Me] “I can’t locate him. I don’t know where he’s at.”
[Penny] “Have you checked the bathroom at the arena? I hear he may be doing another photo-op.”
[Me] “Silly me! Why didn’t I think of that?”
[Penny] “Can I see ‘em? Show me you got BALLS! Show me your SELF ESTEEM! EXPOSE me to a sensuous, sexual, satisfying thought crime! I’m BEGGING you!”
[Me] “Now, be careful Penny. Once you g[l]aze at these gargantuan, good-lookin’, glorified gonads your eyes might start to water.”
[Penny] “Yeah – sure – likely…” […]
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Gary K.
a “jay currie minion” – sayeth Binks
A Swift Sunrise 